Drug Free Styling Mud

Someone had better call an intervention because I'm addicted to my Alterna Hemp Seed Styling Mud.  Did you see what I did there?  HEMP seed, drug intervention reference?!  Okay, fine, it's lame, however I stick by my statement - this stuff is amazing.  I've been using this mud for years and it's never let me down.  You don't use a lot (if you do your head will look greasy) so the little pot will last you forever.  I can't really place the refreshingly light scent, but I can describe it as clean-smelling.   For use on wet or dry hair, this stuff will hold your style all day long (I'm not exaggerating).  Two drawbacks for me are 1. It does have the tendency to get crusty in the hair if you go too heavy in spots, so be sure to rub a bit through palms before applying to strands, and 2.  Your hands will be a sticky mess after applying, so make sure you have a pump of soap handy - there's no way the mud will sink into your hands without leaving a very messy residue.  With that all said, you'll be happy with how your piec-y hairstyle holds and how long the twenty dollar pot will last you.  Get it... pot?  Man, I'm full of drug references today, aren't I?